You have heard the sayings about if you step on a crack you will break your mommas back.
Or having a black cat cross your pass will curse you,plus you have the ladder myth or 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror.
Well I guess im going to have bad luck because I have thrown and shattered many mirror. But do you also know that there are pregnancy myths too.
The Spicy Food FraudSpicy food will bring on labor.- hahaha yeah right, I haven eaten spicy food so far through out my pregnancy and im not in labor. If anything,eating spicy food while you are pregnant will only cause heartburn.
The Fetal Heart Rate FallacyIf your baby's heart is low, you're carrying a boy. If it's high, it's a girl. - Nothing can determin the sex of your baby except the genetic material from your partners sperm. People carry in many different positions because of how the placenta is,the way the baby is laying or just how you grow.
The You-Can't-Be-Too Careful Yarn .If a pregnant woman raises her hands above her head, she'll choke her baby. - Please,let me smack the idiot who said this.
The Steamy Sex Superstition
Making mad, passionate love will induce labor. " No it has been proven that making love with your partner will not cause labor. Baby will come when baby wants to come out. All sex does while being pregnant,not only makes you feel relaxed and comfortable,it lulls your baby to sleep.
The Old Heartburn Harangue ,if a pregnant woman has frequent heartburn, her baby will have a full head of hair. - Read the spicy food myth. Plus nothing you eat will determine your babys hair. I was born bald,go figure.
The Sty-in-the-Eye-LieThose who deny a pregnant woman the food she craves will get a sty in their eye. - Funny myth,but not. Styes are just caused my bacteria. I would know,I have had one while being pregnant,it hurts,but not because I was denied food.
So there you have it.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Looks are deceiving
That saying has a strong meaning.
Going through out my pregnancy I never really had bad stretch marks until I started to get larger. They are not on my stomach like most people exspect them to be,no. That is odd that I don't, but they are in other places.
I have small ones on my arms. But they are mostly located in the leg area in the very back and going down my hips. I put stretch mark cream on everyday when I get dressed or get out of the shower.But last night looking in the mirror,I was in awe when I looked at my backside. There were pink and purple lines going down from the top of my tail bone,down to the calf of my leg. I NEVER noticed them before. They must have came up upon me during the middle of the night while I was sleeping.
When I was younger. I would see my mom with her stretch marks on her tummy and I would always ask her where she had got them. She told me that she had gotten them when she was pregnant with my sister and I. I hear women say that stretch marks are ugly and if they could get rid of them they would. Well they are not something that you can get rid of,unless by some miracle you find a great plastic surgeon or they blend into your skin. No, women will get them no matter how much they complain,because that is the way that god created our bodies to be. He created us to get stretch marks.Not only women but men to,its a growth factor also.
I used to think about the future when I was little and when I would be pregnant for the first time and have my own child. I also knew that going through the whole 9 month procedure I would accumulate these lines of purple. In my own opinion, I think stretch marks are cool. They show that a woman went through pain the bring a little baby into this world and also they worked hard. I don't think I would ever get rid of mine. Just because it is a branded mark,doesn't mean that they're ugly.
Going through out my pregnancy I never really had bad stretch marks until I started to get larger. They are not on my stomach like most people exspect them to be,no. That is odd that I don't, but they are in other places.
I have small ones on my arms. But they are mostly located in the leg area in the very back and going down my hips. I put stretch mark cream on everyday when I get dressed or get out of the shower.But last night looking in the mirror,I was in awe when I looked at my backside. There were pink and purple lines going down from the top of my tail bone,down to the calf of my leg. I NEVER noticed them before. They must have came up upon me during the middle of the night while I was sleeping.
When I was younger. I would see my mom with her stretch marks on her tummy and I would always ask her where she had got them. She told me that she had gotten them when she was pregnant with my sister and I. I hear women say that stretch marks are ugly and if they could get rid of them they would. Well they are not something that you can get rid of,unless by some miracle you find a great plastic surgeon or they blend into your skin. No, women will get them no matter how much they complain,because that is the way that god created our bodies to be. He created us to get stretch marks.Not only women but men to,its a growth factor also.
I used to think about the future when I was little and when I would be pregnant for the first time and have my own child. I also knew that going through the whole 9 month procedure I would accumulate these lines of purple. In my own opinion, I think stretch marks are cool. They show that a woman went through pain the bring a little baby into this world and also they worked hard. I don't think I would ever get rid of mine. Just because it is a branded mark,doesn't mean that they're ugly.
Random survey
Random Tag:
1. If you could push one person off a mountain, who would it be? No one,that is rude to think about
2. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing? Blood drive
3. Do you still have clothes that belong to your ex? I don't have any exes
4. Do you get attached to people easily? Not usualy but im really close to my husband
5. Have you ever been to California? Yes
6. Have you ever been to New York?No :(
7. Do you like roller coasters? They are ok
8. Have you ever cut class? One class
9. What's your favorite TV show? Army wives and NCIS
11. How many times have you been in love?Once
12. Do you have any pets? Yes. Gold Fish
13. Do you curse a lot? I try not to
14. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Stretch and roll over
15. What's your favorite season? Fall
16. Have you been on a date in the last 2 weeks?No
17. Are Chuck Norris jokes funny? No
18. What's your favorite food? Italian
19. What's the last movie you saw in the cinema? He's just not that into you
20. Can you live without the computer? Yes
21. Do you hide your emotions? Usually yes but not from sean
22. What is your favorite movie? Titanic
23. Do you like chick flicks? Yes
24. When was the last time you got flowers? November
25. Who was the last person you were in a moving vehicle with? Granmda
26. Best kind of pizza? Pineapple
27. Would you take care of your friends while they're sick? Yes
28. What was the last CD you purchased? Metallica
34. Do you have any piercings? 4
35. Last person you hugged? My cousin scott
36. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? i dont know haha
37. What are you wearing on your feet? Nothing
38. Who was the last person you laid in bed with? No one,sean isnt here to lay with :(
39. What is your natural hair color? brown
40. How many people have you texted today? 2 Sean and my mom in law
41. Who was your last message from? My mom in law
42.Do you have a crush on somebody? Yes, my sweet husband
44. Where were you 2 days ago? At home like always
1. If you could push one person off a mountain, who would it be? No one,that is rude to think about
2. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing? Blood drive
3. Do you still have clothes that belong to your ex? I don't have any exes
4. Do you get attached to people easily? Not usualy but im really close to my husband
5. Have you ever been to California? Yes
6. Have you ever been to New York?No :(
7. Do you like roller coasters? They are ok
8. Have you ever cut class? One class
9. What's your favorite TV show? Army wives and NCIS
11. How many times have you been in love?Once
12. Do you have any pets? Yes. Gold Fish
13. Do you curse a lot? I try not to
14. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Stretch and roll over
15. What's your favorite season? Fall
16. Have you been on a date in the last 2 weeks?No
17. Are Chuck Norris jokes funny? No
18. What's your favorite food? Italian
19. What's the last movie you saw in the cinema? He's just not that into you
20. Can you live without the computer? Yes
21. Do you hide your emotions? Usually yes but not from sean
22. What is your favorite movie? Titanic
23. Do you like chick flicks? Yes
24. When was the last time you got flowers? November
25. Who was the last person you were in a moving vehicle with? Granmda
26. Best kind of pizza? Pineapple
27. Would you take care of your friends while they're sick? Yes
28. What was the last CD you purchased? Metallica
34. Do you have any piercings? 4
35. Last person you hugged? My cousin scott
36. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? i dont know haha
37. What are you wearing on your feet? Nothing
38. Who was the last person you laid in bed with? No one,sean isnt here to lay with :(
39. What is your natural hair color? brown
40. How many people have you texted today? 2 Sean and my mom in law
41. Who was your last message from? My mom in law
42.Do you have a crush on somebody? Yes, my sweet husband
44. Where were you 2 days ago? At home like always
Monday, February 16, 2009
Tags.
This is kind of like the 25 things - except there are pre-decided questions and it's about you and your spouse, not just you.
♥ What are your middle names.Anne and Ian
♥ How long have you been together?3 years november 11th. One year married on September 13th
♥ How long did you know each other before you started dating? 5 years
♥ Who asked who out?He did
♥ How old are each of you? Sean is 20 I am 18 going on 19
♥ Whose siblings do/ did you see the most?Mine
♥ Do you have any children together?One on the way
♥ What about pets?Gold fish names waffels
♥ Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple? Bills and paying them off
♥ Did you go to the same school?Yes
♥ Are you from the same home town?Yes
♥ Who is the smartest?Sean
♥ Who is the most sensitive?Me
♥ Where do you eat out most as a couple?Charmaines
♥ Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple?Charmaines
♥ Who has the craziest exes?We dont have exes
♥ Who has the worst temper? Both of us
♥ Who does the cooking?Both
♥ Who is more social?Sean
♥Who is the neat Freak?Me
♥ Who is the more stubborn?Me
♥ Who hogs the bed?I do
♥ Who wakes up earlier?Sean
♥ Where was your first date?Movies
♥ Who has the bigger family?About the same
♥ Do you get flowers often?Yes when sean is here
♥ How do you spend the holidays?Well last year was our first christmas together,but sean wasnt here for it
♥ Who is more jealous? Me
♥ How long did it take to get serious?1 year
♥ Who eats more?Me,im the pregnant one.
♥ Who does/ did the laundry?Me
♥ Who’s better with the computer?Sean
♥ Who drives when you are together?Both. But he drives when we go to far places
♥ What are your middle names.Anne and Ian
♥ How long have you been together?3 years november 11th. One year married on September 13th
♥ How long did you know each other before you started dating? 5 years
♥ Who asked who out?He did
♥ How old are each of you? Sean is 20 I am 18 going on 19
♥ Whose siblings do/ did you see the most?Mine
♥ Do you have any children together?One on the way
♥ What about pets?Gold fish names waffels
♥ Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple? Bills and paying them off
♥ Did you go to the same school?Yes
♥ Are you from the same home town?Yes
♥ Who is the smartest?Sean
♥ Who is the most sensitive?Me
♥ Where do you eat out most as a couple?Charmaines
♥ Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple?Charmaines
♥ Who has the craziest exes?We dont have exes
♥ Who has the worst temper? Both of us
♥ Who does the cooking?Both
♥ Who is more social?Sean
♥Who is the neat Freak?Me
♥ Who is the more stubborn?Me
♥ Who hogs the bed?I do
♥ Who wakes up earlier?Sean
♥ Where was your first date?Movies
♥ Who has the bigger family?About the same
♥ Do you get flowers often?Yes when sean is here
♥ How do you spend the holidays?Well last year was our first christmas together,but sean wasnt here for it
♥ Who is more jealous? Me
♥ How long did it take to get serious?1 year
♥ Who eats more?Me,im the pregnant one.
♥ Who does/ did the laundry?Me
♥ Who’s better with the computer?Sean
♥ Who drives when you are together?Both. But he drives when we go to far places
Looking around and see all the stuff that is accumulating in our house where I live. It would mostly be others peoples stuff that we have in storage down in our basement. Besides sean and I's stuff that is being stored until we move. Most of it is from other people who have moved in and left (without) taking their crap. Not only is it pissing me off because I can't walk downstairs anymore with out stubbing my toe on something,or weaving my way around stuff,it is also making my grandparents mad as well.
The thing I see the most that is irritating is the fact that if you were to light a match and take it to my grandpas computer room,the house would be in ashes in less then 1 min because of all the mail that is lying around in piles,that has been read and not thrown away. COME ON! who collects mail and leaves it around. On the tables, bar area,living room tables and anywhere else you can think of he sticks it.
Im going to get a mail box or a trash can and stick it in their for him to find. I have never seen anyone more obsessed with mail than him.
When I get my own house. I am going to keep it spit spot clean because if you don't know how I am. I like things neat and in order where I can find them and not in a mess.
Ughh!
The thing I see the most that is irritating is the fact that if you were to light a match and take it to my grandpas computer room,the house would be in ashes in less then 1 min because of all the mail that is lying around in piles,that has been read and not thrown away. COME ON! who collects mail and leaves it around. On the tables, bar area,living room tables and anywhere else you can think of he sticks it.
Im going to get a mail box or a trash can and stick it in their for him to find. I have never seen anyone more obsessed with mail than him.
When I get my own house. I am going to keep it spit spot clean because if you don't know how I am. I like things neat and in order where I can find them and not in a mess.
Ughh!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Dazed
I find myself more and more dazed each day with things that preparing to come and things that are happening.
I don't sleep at night anymore. I don't know why. I can't fall asleep,something in my head is keeping me from enjoying nice dreams or feeling rested. It isn't the fact that my baby is kicking me all the time or sticking her feet out to where I can feel then if need be. But things on my mind that have me confused.
When I was younger I was the opposite. I would go to sleep early and wake up early and I was the only one that did this. When I first got pregnant I would sleep all the time. No matter what time it was of the day I was either in bed or on the couch trying to catch some z's. It changed a few months later on that when people in the morning were awake at 7 I would get up.
But now I go to bed late at night and wake up really early. Nights are my escape from the day to day things that have happened. I have time for myself to be alone in my room and just think. Watch tv and relax on my bed.
It's not because I feel alone. Yes I have that tendency to feel that way from time to time,but not constantly.
It may be because I just realized how much I miss sean now that is in korea,half way around the world away from me,and I worry about him and I want him to be safe.
I just don't know what is wrong with me.....
I don't sleep at night anymore. I don't know why. I can't fall asleep,something in my head is keeping me from enjoying nice dreams or feeling rested. It isn't the fact that my baby is kicking me all the time or sticking her feet out to where I can feel then if need be. But things on my mind that have me confused.
When I was younger I was the opposite. I would go to sleep early and wake up early and I was the only one that did this. When I first got pregnant I would sleep all the time. No matter what time it was of the day I was either in bed or on the couch trying to catch some z's. It changed a few months later on that when people in the morning were awake at 7 I would get up.
But now I go to bed late at night and wake up really early. Nights are my escape from the day to day things that have happened. I have time for myself to be alone in my room and just think. Watch tv and relax on my bed.
It's not because I feel alone. Yes I have that tendency to feel that way from time to time,but not constantly.
It may be because I just realized how much I miss sean now that is in korea,half way around the world away from me,and I worry about him and I want him to be safe.
I just don't know what is wrong with me.....
Monday, February 9, 2009
Tagged
The rules
1. Go to your documents/pictures.
2. Go to your 6th file.
3. Go to your 6th picture.
4. Blog about it.
5. So here we go...
Sean and I went to pananca in October of last year to visit his grandma and stay a few night. For me it was the first time that I had ever been there so I thought that it was pretty cool. The few days rolled bye and we decided to stop and see the Mountain Meadow Massacre site( I think that's the name)
So anyways we decided to go down to see the pile of rocks where the rest of the bodied were layed to rest. Sean has his camera I had mine. I asked him to turn around so I could get a picture of him, He decided to play funny and point to his chest.
I like this picture of him,it is a good one lol.
1. Go to your documents/pictures.
2. Go to your 6th file.
3. Go to your 6th picture.
4. Blog about it.
5. So here we go...
Sean and I went to pananca in October of last year to visit his grandma and stay a few night. For me it was the first time that I had ever been there so I thought that it was pretty cool. The few days rolled bye and we decided to stop and see the Mountain Meadow Massacre site( I think that's the name)
So anyways we decided to go down to see the pile of rocks where the rest of the bodied were layed to rest. Sean has his camera I had mine. I asked him to turn around so I could get a picture of him, He decided to play funny and point to his chest.
I like this picture of him,it is a good one lol.
Four things
4 things I'm passionate about:
1. My Husband
2. A soon to be mom
3. Scrapbooking
4. Cooking
4 things or phrases I use a lot:
1.LOL
2.Oh ok then
3.Hey
4.Whats up
4 things I want to do before I die:
1.Go to the temple with sean
2.Visit italy
3.Have a nice house
4.See my children grow up
4 things I currently want or need:
1.Not to feel sad
2.I want seans arms around me,but I will soon
3.No more pain in my body
4.A massage
4 places I want to see or visit:
1.Italy
2.Paris
3.London
4.Korea
4 favorite restauraunts:
1.Olive Garden
2.Red Robin
3.Charmaines
4.in and out
4 favorite tv shows I can't live without:
1.Army Wives
2.House
3.Reba
4.Greys Anatomy
4 things you might not know about me:
1.I have two eye colors
2. I hate change
3.Claustrophobic
4.Will pass out if you even hold a snake around her.
1. My Husband
2. A soon to be mom
3. Scrapbooking
4. Cooking
4 things or phrases I use a lot:
1.LOL
2.Oh ok then
3.Hey
4.Whats up
4 things I want to do before I die:
1.Go to the temple with sean
2.Visit italy
3.Have a nice house
4.See my children grow up
4 things I currently want or need:
1.Not to feel sad
2.I want seans arms around me,but I will soon
3.No more pain in my body
4.A massage
4 places I want to see or visit:
1.Italy
2.Paris
3.London
4.Korea
4 favorite restauraunts:
1.Olive Garden
2.Red Robin
3.Charmaines
4.in and out
4 favorite tv shows I can't live without:
1.Army Wives
2.House
3.Reba
4.Greys Anatomy
4 things you might not know about me:
1.I have two eye colors
2. I hate change
3.Claustrophobic
4.Will pass out if you even hold a snake around her.
ABC's
A- Attached or single: Attached!
B- Best Friend: My Husband
C-Cake or Pie: Pie
D-Day: Monday
E- Essential Item: Cell phone
F- Favorite Color: Purple
G-Gummi Bears or Worms: Worms
H-Home town: Mesquite NV
I- Indulgences: Cookies
J- January or July?: Hmm probally both
K-Kids: One on the way
L-Life is incomplete without: my family and friends
M- Marriage Date: September 13, 2008
N- Number of Siblings: 3
O- Oranges or Apples: Apples
P- Phobias or Fears: Snakes and Losing loved ones
Q- Quote: Love to the fullest intent
R- Reason To Smile: Sean and our soon to be daughter
S- Season: Spring
T- Tag: Seans favorite body spray,which makes him smell so good!
U- Unknown fact about me: I take a bath every night
V- Vegetarian or Meat lover: Meat lover
W- Worst Habit: Kicking things when im mad
X-Rays or Ultrasounds: Ultrasounds!
Y-Your favorite food: Italian
Z: Zodiac Sign: Leo
B- Best Friend: My Husband
C-Cake or Pie: Pie
D-Day: Monday
E- Essential Item: Cell phone
F- Favorite Color: Purple
G-Gummi Bears or Worms: Worms
H-Home town: Mesquite NV
I- Indulgences: Cookies
J- January or July?: Hmm probally both
K-Kids: One on the way
L-Life is incomplete without: my family and friends
M- Marriage Date: September 13, 2008
N- Number of Siblings: 3
O- Oranges or Apples: Apples
P- Phobias or Fears: Snakes and Losing loved ones
Q- Quote: Love to the fullest intent
R- Reason To Smile: Sean and our soon to be daughter
S- Season: Spring
T- Tag: Seans favorite body spray,which makes him smell so good!
U- Unknown fact about me: I take a bath every night
V- Vegetarian or Meat lover: Meat lover
W- Worst Habit: Kicking things when im mad
X-Rays or Ultrasounds: Ultrasounds!
Y-Your favorite food: Italian
Z: Zodiac Sign: Leo
School Survey
1. Did you date someone from your school? Yes
2. What kind of car did you drive? 1993 ford taurus
3. Were you a party animal? No
4. Were you considered a flirt? Nope,only to sean I was
5. Were you in band, orchestra or choir? Choir
6. What was your most embarrasing moment? In freshman year I was in the lunch line with my sister and sean and I went to go turn around to talk to him and smacked my head on the door. Sean got a kick out of it,I laughed in pain.
7. Were you a nerd? No
8. Were you on varsity teams? No
9. Did you ever get suspended/expelled? No
10. Can you still sing the fight song? What fight song
11. Who were your favorite teachers? Mrs. Stewart.Mrs Noble and Mr Davis
12. What was your school's full name? Beaver Dam High School
13. School mascot? Diamond Back
14. Did you go to the Homecoming dance and with who? Yes I went and it was with sean
15. If you could go back again, would you? Yes to the dance,no to the school.
16. What do you remember most about graduation? That hasnt happened yet
17. Where did you go senior skip day? No I wont be able to
18. Were you in a club? Pep club,haha it was worthless
19. Have you gained some weight since then? 25 pounds since im pregnant
20. Who was your prom date? Sean for his Senior. Mine for my Junior
21. Are you planning on going to your 10 year reunion? Probably not
22. Looking back, what advice would you give yourself? Work harder in school work
2. What kind of car did you drive? 1993 ford taurus
3. Were you a party animal? No
4. Were you considered a flirt? Nope,only to sean I was
5. Were you in band, orchestra or choir? Choir
6. What was your most embarrasing moment? In freshman year I was in the lunch line with my sister and sean and I went to go turn around to talk to him and smacked my head on the door. Sean got a kick out of it,I laughed in pain.
7. Were you a nerd? No
8. Were you on varsity teams? No
9. Did you ever get suspended/expelled? No
10. Can you still sing the fight song? What fight song
11. Who were your favorite teachers? Mrs. Stewart.Mrs Noble and Mr Davis
12. What was your school's full name? Beaver Dam High School
13. School mascot? Diamond Back
14. Did you go to the Homecoming dance and with who? Yes I went and it was with sean
15. If you could go back again, would you? Yes to the dance,no to the school.
16. What do you remember most about graduation? That hasnt happened yet
17. Where did you go senior skip day? No I wont be able to
18. Were you in a club? Pep club,haha it was worthless
19. Have you gained some weight since then? 25 pounds since im pregnant
20. Who was your prom date? Sean for his Senior. Mine for my Junior
21. Are you planning on going to your 10 year reunion? Probably not
22. Looking back, what advice would you give yourself? Work harder in school work
Thursday, February 5, 2009
I try to everyday,find something to help me at least appease my boredom,whether it be washing and folding my laundry ( when its dirty of course).Making the bed,cleaning out my room,in which I have done 3 times already( yes sean I have lol) or something to help my grandma,but not over exert myself,but I find my self at last always having more time to spend being lazy then I thought I would..Between having two weeks to finish my online school work,and getting ready for my baby. I have decided to make that website I was supposed to after all. But in addition to that I also made one for Sean and I's little growing family hehe.
Here are the websites you can check out. Note that the first link isn't done,its in progression from being set up and being done for my english class,but I thought I would like to get some pointers or ideas.
http://cristajordan.webs.com/ For my online class.
http://csjordan.webs.com/ For our personal website. Not it is not finished yet but hopefully will be updated later on today.
Here are the websites you can check out. Note that the first link isn't done,its in progression from being set up and being done for my english class,but I thought I would like to get some pointers or ideas.
http://cristajordan.webs.com/ For my online class.
http://csjordan.webs.com/ For our personal website. Not it is not finished yet but hopefully will be updated later on today.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Good morning to all. I can remember days when I would up this early at home doing nothing,because all I wanted to do was look outside and see the sunrise up. It isnt to light but not to dark,so this is a perfect time of day for me.
A few years ago and even last year I was sitting at school staring out the windows,wishing that I had freedom instead of being stuck behind these walls in which I thought were jail walls! I wanted to go outside and be free to roam around. You know how it looks when the season is starting to turn sunny and spring like. With the tree blooming and all the green coming in,and I wanted to do was run.
I have that freedom now. I stay home everyday from now on,because 1- I finished my school work at my school and 2- My baby will be arriving in 2 months.
I think today is going to be a good day then it was yesterday. I am hoping today will be a good day with me and I wont be crying or upset anymore.
We will see
Sunday, February 1, 2009
How does this sound for a first date..sure glad this wasnt mine!
WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down When you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first Date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date That a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date Experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... And the guy had Taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had Never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they Were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to Realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an Hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a Point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside The road, or it would be the front seat of his car They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants Down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she Let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her Companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed Was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think About was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of The situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As She bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks Were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to Poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh >From the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new Problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she Answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply That indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some Assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her Sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out Laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to Compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with A real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from The grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the Predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only One way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time Date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize Hands down.. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your First date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was Sitting next to her on the Leno show.
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down When you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first Date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date That a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date Experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... And the guy had Taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had Never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they Were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to Realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an Hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a Point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside The road, or it would be the front seat of his car They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants Down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she Let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her Companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed Was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think About was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of The situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As She bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks Were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to Poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh >From the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new Problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she Answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply That indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some Assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her Sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out Laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to Compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with A real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from The grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the Predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only One way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time Date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize Hands down.. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your First date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was Sitting next to her on the Leno show.
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